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Jason Kelce Jokes That He’d Be Described as a ‘Japanese Maple’, Not a ‘Redwood’, Like His Brother, Travis

<p id=”par-1_96″>In the days since <a href=”https://www.cheatsheet.com/tag/taylor-swift/”>Taylor Swift</a> dropped her new album, there has been a lot of discussion and plenty of debate. There have been talks of feuds and <a href=”https://www.cheatsheet.com/news/charli-xcx-back-studio-taylor-swift-seemingly-dissed-latest-album.html/”>shade being thrown</a> in the songs. There have also been conversations about the album’s merit. Fans have also dedicated a bit of time to talk about Travis Kelce’s package after “Wood” not so subtly described the 6’4 tight end as a “redwood.” Jason Kelce, Travis’ brother, is weighing in on the “generous” descriptions. He assures fans no one would accuse him of having a “redwood” in his pants.</p>

<h2 class=”wp-block-heading” id=”h-jason-kelce-calls-taylor-swift-s-description-of-travis-kelce-generous”>Jason Kelce calls Taylor Swift’s description of Travis Kelce ‘generous’</h2>

<p id=”par-2_83″>Jason Kelce isn’t so sure Taylor Swift’s description of Tavis Kelce’s package in “Wood” is particularly accurate. During the latest episode of <a href=”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17sw5M10BfA&pp=ygULbmV3IGhlaWdodHM%3D” target=”_blank” rel=”noreferrer noopener”><em>New Heights</em>,</a> the Kelce brothers discussed the release of <em>The Life of a Showgirl</em>. They also got around to breaking down the song that Travis Kelce admitted was his “favorite” when the <a href=”https://www.cheatsheet.com/news/taylor-swift-fans-happy-sad-album-announcement-girl-come.html/”>album announcement</a> hit the internet. Now, everyone knows why it was his favorite. The song is very clearly about his sexual prowess and the size of his own wood.</p>

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<p id=”par-3_46″>Jason said that Taylor’s description of Travis Kelce’s package as a “redwood” was probably a bit generous. Travis neither confirmed nor denied how much creative license his fiancée took when describing him. Still, he did get a good laugh at Jason’s description of his own goods.</p>

<p id=”par-4_72″>Jason didn’t hesitate to poke a bit of fun at himself. He seemingly admits that his jokes might be steeped in a little bit of jealousy. The retired Eagles center admitted that no one would describe his package as a Redwood. The older Kelce brother said his package would likely be described as a “Japanese Maple,” that you could “sometimes see,” instead. Kylie Kelce has not yet weighed in on the discussion..</p>

<h2 class=”wp-block-heading” id=”h-taylor-swift-s-the-life-of-a-showgirl-breaks-records”>Taylor Swift’s ‘The Life of a Showgirl’ breaks records.</h2>

<p id=”par-5_59″>Whether or not Travis Klece is packing remains a mystery. The quality of Swift’s newest album remains <a href=”https://www.cheatsheet.com/news/taylor-swift-said-welcomes-chaos-mixed-reactions-album.html/”>up for debate</a>, too. What is not open to interpretation is just how successful the album’s release has been. Swift’s <em>The Life of a Showgirl</em> has broken numerous records, just like the announcement of the album on <em>New Heights</em> broke podcasting records.</p>

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<p id=”par-6_93″>According to <a href=”https://www.thewrap.com/taylor-swift-the-life-of-a-showgirl-streaming-records/”>The Wrap</a>, Swift’s single, “The Fate of Ophelia,” quickly became the most-streamed Spotify track in a single day in the history of the service. <em>The Life of a Showgirl</em> also became the most-streamed album in a single day on the service. It broke the previous record in just 11 hours. Streaming music might be the preferred method of enjoying tunes these days. Still, Taylor Swift also broke <a href=”https://www.cheatsheet.com/news/taylor-swift-break-least-6-records-us-new-album.html/”>physical copy records</a>, too. The album also sold the most Vinyls in a single week and had the biggest single-day album sales in history.</p>

<p id=”par-7_74″>In addition to all that, Swift became the first woman to ever have a hit movie, hit single, and hit album at #1 all at once. Jennifer Lopez managed to have a #1 film and #1 album in the same week in 2001. She didn’t have the #1 song. Several other female artists have come close to the feat, having all three accolades in the same year, but not in the same week. </p>

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