Jeremy Clarkson ‘baffled’ by pub goers’ disgusting habit

Jeremy Clarkson held nothing back as he vivdly blasted the toilet habits of the customers at his pub, The Farmer’s Dog.

It’s been well over a year since the Clarkson’s Farm star, 65, started his newest chaotic venture with plenty of highs and lows along the way.

In a video uploaded to social media reflecting on how much he’s learnt about being a pub owner over the past year, however, he shed light on the a more grim aspect of the job.

If you’re weak-stomached, we would recommend readingon with caution.

Saying that it’s ‘hard work’, he explained: ‘The thing that baffles me most of all – forgive me for this – but people go to the lavatory, sit on it and somehow miss the bowl and I cannot understand how they’re doing it!’

Joking about not being able to pin the culprits down, he said: ‘And apparently you’re not allowed to put CCTV in the cubicles so we’ll never know.’

Continuing his frustrated rant as he gestures to the imaginary loo, he exclaimed: ‘It’s just… how have you got it all over the floor and up the walls?

‘There’s a lot to infuriate me,’ he concluded before moving onto talk about the joys of serving dishes gorwn and reared only by British farmers.

The controversial TV personality has had many a fiery opinion over the years and his penchant for provocation certainly hasn’t dimmed since opening the pub.

In a recent column for The Sun he even posed the idea of banning people with food intolerances from his pub after someone with a gluten intolerance claimed she had been made ill by wrongly-served beer.

‘Food intolerance enthusiasts will claim after they leave that you poisoned them and that you must now give them 50,000 of your pounds.

‘I’m seriously thinking of banning people with food intolerances. I know it would be commercial suicide but they are just so annoying.’

After CCTV footage proved the customer wasn’t served beer, Clarkson narrowly avoided having to pay up.

Although the Farmer’s Dog has had to confront a financial hit or two. In September, he revealed his pub feel victim to hackers who stole  £27,000 from its accounting system.

It’s been a tough month for the award-winning host and just last week he shared with fans that he was forced to take an ‘urgent trip’ to hospital just hours after publishing a column criticising the NHS.

In a post to social media, in which he didn’t reveal what the emergency medical trip had been for, he said: ‘‘Nine hours after that piece appeared on the nation’s kitchen tables, I needed to go to hospital in something of a hurry.’

Before adding that he ‘genuinely couldn’t find anything to moan about’ about his visit.

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