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Comedian Katherine Ryan’s husband Bobby Kootstra has recounted the horror jet ski accident that has left him with a ‘torn-up groin’.
The couple, both 42, have been married for six years and opened up about this latest gruesome tale on their podcast, aptly named Telling Everybody Everything.
As Bobby explained to the audience, he was experimenting with a child’s water jet ski with a friend while in Canada when the incident that shaved some length off his nether regions occurred.
He even went so far as to declare he had a micro penis, which, for those not in the know, is when the length is less than 3.67 inches on average.
‘Right away, I got pulled up and like, one leg drags because of the skis and the bad driving, and then I just felt a pop,’ he told his wife.
Before continuing: ‘There was like shrinkage, like in a cold pool, for a week and I was like, ” alright what is going on here? Why is it [my penis] so small?”.’
In the end, he went to the internet searching for answers.
‘I had to Google, “torn groin, small penis”. It does happen because of the injury and the muscles – it just kind of shrunk into itself.’
Although finding the answers did offer some reassurance, adding: ‘I knew at least it was because of this that my penis is so tiny now.’
Katherine and Bobby share three children, including Katherine’s daughter from a previous relationship, and are expecting their fourth child, which the comic joked was a ‘good run’.
‘Micro penis, 42, with four kids, married to a woman who loves you…,’ she listed, as Bobby agreed: ‘I was thinking the same thing, I am like, “what do I even need a penis for now?”.’
‘With this micro penis thing I’m just more thankful for the things I have in life… I was like, “okay yes, I have this micro penis, I also have a lovely family, a nice garden.’
Katherine has been very open about her sex life over the years, and just a few days ago, on Jamie Laing’s Great Company podcast, revealed that she had once slept with a ‘very famous’ celebrity.
‘I once had a secret hot romance, like famous famous hot guy,’ she said, although when Jamie tried to get a name out of her, she deflected by saying she had to ‘be discreet’.
‘He wasn’t that famous yet, but I knew he was hot,’ she added.
And she also holds no bars when it comes to sharing her own takes on various public scandals.
Earlier this month, she slammed Strictly star Thomas Skinner after it was revealed that he had had an affair.
Discussing the fallout, the Apprentice star said in an interview that he and his wife were in an ‘incredible place’ now, and the fling had been ‘forgotten about’.
Katherine, however, wasn’t buying it.
‘”It’s forgotten” is such really inflammatory term for me because I think that for him, it seems forgotten, she forgave him and his life carried on as far as he’s concerned,’ she declared on Telling Everybody Everything.
‘I promise you, your wife has not forgotten.’
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