Matthew Perry’s Funniest Chandler Bing Quotes From ‘Friends’

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When Matthew Perry was cast as Chandler Bing in the famous sitcom “Friends,” fans quickly fell in love with his character’s hilarious and sarcastic personality.

Throughout all 10 seasons, Perry had many iconic and hilarious lines.

Here are the 10 funniest Chandler Bing quotes over the years.


“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

Season 8, Episode 17: “The One With the Tea Leaves.”

In this scene, Rachel Green, played by Jennifer Aniston, is ranting to Perry’s character about how she can get back on good terms with Joey Tribbiani, played by Matt LeBlanc, following their date the following night.

However, Chandler made it clear that he’s not great in these conversations, and is much better equipped to make a joke.


 “Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable”

COURTENEY COX AND TOM SELLECK ON "FRIENDS"Getty Images
COURTENEY COX AND TOM SELLECK ON “FRIENDS”

Season 6, Episode 24: “The One with the Proposal: Part 1”

Chandler planned to propose to Monica Geller, played by Courteney Cox, but when they arrived at the restaurant where he was going to ask her, Monica’s ex Dr. Richard Burke, played by Tom Selleck, walked in with his new girlfriend. Because of that, Chandler was forced to wait a bit longer.

When Chandler was introducing himself to Richard’s new girlfriend, he dropped this hilarious line.


 “Was that place the Sun?”

Season 10, Episode 3: “The One with Ross’ Tan”

After Ross Geller, played by David Schwimmer, notices Monica’s tan, which Chandler admits she got at a tanning salon, Ross decides he wants to get one too. While the instructions seemed simple when he got there, he managed to mess it up and not turn around. He kept trying to fix it, but every time, he messed it up again. Because of that, one side was mark darker than the other.

And when he arrived at Monica and Chandler’s apartment with the tan, Ross said that he went to “the tanning place that your wife suggested.” Chandler fired back asking if that place was the sun.


“All right, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put career before men.”

Matthew Perry, Jennifer Aniston, and Courteney Cox on "Friends."Getty Images
Matthew Perry, Jennifer Aniston, and Courteney Cox on “Friends.”

Season 3, Episode 2: “The One Where No One’s Ready”

Ross is trying to get everyone ready for his event, but they are all taking their time. With less than 30 minutes until they have to leave, Ross arrives, zeroing in on Chandler and Joey to get ready. Before doing so, Chandler goes to use the bathroom and brings in a magazine with him. It turned out to be Cosmopolitan, where he took a quiz and found out some interesting information about himself.


“I’m glad we’re having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat.”

Actor Matt LeBlanc, actress Lisa Kudrow and actor Matthew PerryKevin Winter/Getty Images
Actor Matt LeBlanc, actress Lisa Kudrow and actor Matthew Perry

 Season 10, Episode 12: “The One With Phoebe’s Wedding

When Chandler arrives at Phoebe and Mike’s rehearsal dinner, he can’t help but comment. Phoebe then reminded him that Chandler’s wedding gift to the couple was no stupid joke, but he “thought that was for the actual wedding.” Phoebe fired back, telling him to rehearse it.


“Alright kids, I’ve got to get to work. If I don’t input those numbers, it doesn’t make much of a difference.”

David Schwimmer, as Ross, Matt LeBlanc, as Joey, and Matthew Perry as ChandlerGetty Images
David Schwimmer, as Ross, Matt LeBlanc, as Joey, and Matthew Perry as Chandler

Season 1, Episode 1: “The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate

Chandler’s job remains a mystery for most of the show, and that starts in the first episode.


“I’ve had a very long, hard day.”

Season 5, Episode 2: “The One with All the Kissing”

Chandler and Monica are enjoying a romantic bath together, when Joey walks into the apartment and says he’s coming in. Monica immediately goes under the water, hiding below the bubbles. But, when Joey walks in, he’s confused as to why Chandler is in the bath by himself with all the candles and a glass of wine. He tries to cover it up by saying he’s had a long day.


“And Yet I Never Run Into Beyoncé”

Season 10, Episode 15: “The One Where Estelle Dies

Monica and Chandler go to check out their new home, when they see the one directly next door is available. As they are looking around, Janice, Chandler’s ex-girlfriend, is also touring at the house. Somehow they always run into each other, prompting this funny comment from Chandler.


“Cheese — It’s Milk That You Chew”

Season 9, Episode 11: “The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work”

Chandler’s search for a new job takes him to advertising. He claims that he can write slogans coming up with a few right on the spot.


“This parachute is a knapsack!”

Season 1, Episode 23: The One with the Birth

While Ross’ ex-wife is having her baby, Monica gets sad, wondering when it’s going to be her turn to start a family. Chandler in an attempt to cheer her up, says that if they both aren’t married by 40, they could get together and have kids. Monica did not take it the way he expected, instead pestering him and why he thinks she won’t have kids by the time she’s 40.

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