No beans for Jeremy, please (Picture: Instagram @jeremyclarkson1)
Apparently she’s got tinned food stocked up in her garden shed, something that left Jeremy a little incredulous.
And in his usual boisterous style, Jeremy pointed out that if it really were the end of days and the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse came clip-clopping into town, a tin of beans probably isn’t going to save you.
‘What exactly does she think is going to happen when her neighbours, who didn’t prepare and are getting desperate, decide to help themselves to her supplies?’ he wrote.
I’m with Jeremy on this (Picture: Corbis via Getty Images)
Jeremy also pointed out that if the world really is ending, you should probably treat yourself to something a bit nicer than a can of chickpeas.
So what’s Jezza’s big plan for the end of all things, if that day ever arrives?
He’s going to the pub, of course.
Smile, Jeremy, it’s not the end of the world! (Picture: David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images for Hawkstone)
Specifically, his pub (or brewery — the queues at the Farmer’s Dog would probably be worse than a bank holiday during Ragnarök)
‘If things do get ugly,’ he wrote. ‘I won’t be in a shed with some seeds, nuts and probiotic supplements.
‘I will be in my brewery with a hamper from Fortnum’s and a big, daft grin on my face.’
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