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The Mail’s Sarah Vine has written another audaciously ridiculous column, all about the Sussex Return. The headline is all about the Duchess of Sussex and how she won’t be able to compete with the real “Fab Four” – the Princess of Wales, the Duchess of Edinburgh, Queen Camilla and Princess Anne. Lmao. What’s actually disturbing Source

At this point, I think the Diana Awards are the only charity/patronage which count both Prince Harry and Prince William as patrons. Both brothers host and attend events around the Diana Awards, which provide “awards” to outstanding young people doing good work, usually in charitable sectors. In recent years, William has attended the Diana Awards Source

A few weeks ago, the trade papers announced a surprising casting decision: Nicholas Hoult had signed on to play a major role in the HBO Harry Potter series. The series is basically just a reboot of the films and the books, and the series is absolutely executive produced by JK Rowling. Fair enough – Rowling Source

Roxane Gay enjoys royal gossip and she cares a lot about the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. In December 2022, she wrote a NYT column about the Harry & Meghan Netflix series and the broader implications of what the Sussexit meant for the monarchy. Gay widely defended Harry and Meghan’s choices and their story, but Source

“Won’t you be my neighbor?” …is not a question Mark Zuckerberg gets asked very often (by land or sea). Nevertheless, he persists. In March, Zuck sunk $170 million on a mansion that sits on Florida’s infamous Billionaire Bunker island. (You know, the place where Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sánchez are being snubbed for membership in Source