There’s been some confusion about why the Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s upcoming visit to Australia has led to weeks of chaotic palace scrambling, media tantrums and royalist hissy fits. While all of that happens whenever Prince Harry and Meghan go ANYWHERE and do anything, I think this Oz trip has upset people so much because Australia is a British realm. Harry’s father is literally the King of Australia. Harry’s brother will one day be the King of Australia. Speaking of Harry’s bald-demon brother, I’m absolutely positive that Prince William is going to have another nervous breakdown over the Sussexes’ trip, and the Kensington Palace briefings will be coming fast and furious. Page Six is giving us a preview of coming attractions:
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle could face chaos in Australia next week — as they prepare to use their royal branding in a country that still counts King Charles as its monarch, Page Six is told.
“I’m sure [Buckingham Palace] would prefer that Harry and Meghan weren’t going, but there’s not a lot they can do about it. They have no control,” royal writer Robert Jobson, author of “The Windsor Legacy,” told Page Six. “There will undoubtedly be a sense of confusion about what Harry and Meghan are there for … this trip may stick in the gullet of the palace.”
“They yearn for the catnip of attention,” one palace source told us of the couple.
“It does get confusing,” writer Robert Hardman, author of “Elizabeth II: In Private. In Public. The Inside Story,” admitted. “If they are traveling as celebrities — which is what they are — that’s fine, but if there is any royal or official apparatus then that’s going to invite criticism.”
The Sussexes, who will pay for their own travel and security, are not expected to meet any government officials unless, sources say, their host organizations invite them. But wading into a country which has plenty of anti-monarchy campaigners is fraught.
“Things are all the more awkward because not that long ago, Australia was debating become a republic,” Jobson said.
“They yearn for the catnip of attention” is so f–king funny, man. Especially coming from the offices of the left-behinds, who have been getting booed, heckled and protested wherever they go for years now, when they’re not facing empty barricades and a solitary tumbleweed rolling by. This is also an important admission: “There’s not a lot they can do about it. They have no control…” They thought they were so clever, rejecting the half-in solution! Oh well. Meanwhile, the British press got their hands on some kind of operational memo written by a Sussex staffer. I have questions about how they got this, but whatever, it doesn’t actually reveal that much:
Under-wraps details about the Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s impending trip to Australia can be revealed for the first time, via a leaked document seen by the Mail.
‘Operational Planning Notes’ shared with select media and written by the couple’s new PR boss Liam Maguire include an itinerary that features stops in Melbourne, Canberra and Sydney. The document also emphasises that the Australian taxpayer will not be footing the bill for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s trip.
Despite Harry and Meghan no longer representing His Majesty the King after they stepped back from the British Royal Family and moved to California in 2020, their trip Down Under appears to resemble a royal tour in many ways.
They will make joint appearances focusing on veterans and mental health, including a visit to a children’s hospital and an Invictus Australia event on Sydney Harbour. Meghan will also undertake a solo visit to a women’s homelessness shelter, while Harry will attend an AFL club in Melbourne and a rugby union match in Sydney. Harry is also expected to make a brief visit to Canberra without his wife.
The Mail is not disclosing specific details of dates and times outlined in the operational notes for security reasons. Notably, the official four-day itinerary, starting next Tuesday, does not include Meghan’s appearance at the ‘Her Best Life’ retreat at the InterContinental Hotel in Sydney’s Coogee Beach, which runs from April 17-19.
According to a source, this indicates that the Sussexes are keeping ‘pseudo royal’ engagements separate from Meghan’s latest commercial foray into the lifestyle world.
“Their trip Down Under appears to resemble a royal tour in many ways…” I am genuinely begging these people to touch grass. Anyway, it sounds like H&M will be quite busy and I hope we get lots of photos. William and Kate are going to lose their minds next week, btw. I also think we’re probably going to get some big anti-Sussex story in this weekend’s Sunday papers. Maybe they’ll go back to that old chestnut, the fakakta bullying allegations. “Meghan made white women cry just by looking at them!!”
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