I WONDER what would happen if we legalised theft from shops.
What if we told criminals that shoplifting wasn’t really a problem after all and they could take what they wanted, not bother to pay and go on their merry way?
AlamyShoplifting isn’t a victimless crime – we all suffer from paying higher prices to cover losses[/caption]
Well, it turns out we don’t have to wonder any more. Because the latest official crime statistics tell us exactly what happens when you turn a blind eye to crime.
This won’t come as a shock to anyone with half a brain: Shoplifting goes up! And not just by a bit. No, there’s been an explosion in thefts from shops to more than 430,000 crimes last year — that’s up more than a third in a year.
Even that figure is just a fraction of the true level as retailers say they don’t bother to report most shoplifting because they know the police won’t do anything about it anyway.
So what’s caused this massive upsurge in the crime? It’s simple: We legalised shoplifting in all but name a few years ago when the powers that be decided they’d no longer prosecute most thefts worth less than £200.
And those they did bother with would face only a £70 fine sent through the post, as if stealing was nothing worse than parking on a double yellow line.
This insane decision, store owners soon learned to their cost, led to thieves carefully stealing precisely £199 worth of goods to ensure no serious repercussions.
Even if shoplifters pay the fine, they’re still £130 better off!
Criminal masterminds they ain’t, but they’re not stupid either.
Anyone who shops regularly in their local high street will know this already.
I’ve lost count of the times store owners and staff — from major retail chains to a family-run greetings card shop — have complained to me about the police failing to tackle shoplifters.
The shop staff know exactly who the shoplifters are and have CCTV footage of their crimes, yet the police rarely turn up and, even if they do, and a repeat offender is prosecuted and convicted, the prisons are full so they just get a slap on the wrist. So what’s the point?
Staff now routinely stand guard by their locked shop doors at peak shoplifting hours and some say they’ll have to lock their doors for ever if police don’t act soon.
We cannot carry on like this.
Intimidation and threats
For far too long, shoplifting has been seen as a low-level misdemeanour carried out by people down on their luck who should be pitied not prosecuted.
London Mayor Sadiq Khan played into this false narrative when he claimed this week that if he saw someone stealing nappies, he’d step in to pay for them.
But it’s not desperate mums who are driving this crime spree; it’s often organised criminal gangs stealing items to order, while intimidation and threats of violence to staff are now commonplace too.
PALondon Mayor Sadiq Khan claimed this week that if he saw someone stealing nappies, he’d step in to pay for them[/caption]
A 6ft burly store security guard told me that even he won’t physically tackle a shoplifter because he knows he’ll get charged with assault.
Shoplifting isn’t a victimless crime — and the victims aren’t limited to only the shopkeepers and the customers paying higher prices to cover the losses from theft.
Our local communities are also a casualty. When criminals run rampant, when our high streets don’t feel safe and when store keepers pull the shutters down for the final time, the bustling hub of our communities will die and we will all lose out.
Shoplifting is just as much of a crime whether it’s a diamond necklace or a pint of milk.
The message must go out loud and clear from our politicians, our police and our courts that crime does NOT pay.
If they don’t act now to restore law and order to our high streets, we will ALL end up paying.
FRANCE TO AID EU PAL?
THE Rwanda policy has seemingly already had a surprising impact.
Faced with the threat of deportation to Africa, it is claimed some Channel migrants are instead heading to Ireland – and Irish ministers are not happy.
Oh dear. Perhaps if Irish PM Simon Harris asks the French to help, President Macron might finally Stop The Boats.
Instead, the gendarmes of Calais happily sit munching on their croissants as they watch people smugglers pile migrants on to dinghies.
There’s a simple solution that would end this madness in a few short weeks: The French must agree to take all intercepted Channel migrants back to their shores. Who would pay £3,000 to get on a dinghy only to be returned to the same Calais beach a day later? Non, merci!
Macron knows that, but he prefers to punish us for Brexit. Let’s see if he’s happy to punish his fellow loyal EU members in Ireland too.
Spice Up Your (mid) Life, just like Posh
GettyVictoria got a piggy back from David as they left her £250,000 birthday bash[/caption]
The Spice Girls reunited to celebrate Victoria’s milestone birthday
NOT many of us can celebrate with a bash quite like Victoria Beckham’s glitzy 50th birthday party with A-list guests including Tom Cruise and Salma Hayek.
David Beckham even filmed a surprise Spice Girl reunion at his wife’s party, as Posh teamed up with Ginger, Baby, Sporty and Scary to blast out a tipsy rendition of their hit song “Stop”, singing “Stop right now, thank you very much”.
It was gratifying to see Posh Spice celebrating her half century so happily and openly, including with guest Eva Longoria. We’ve come a long way since female stars had to keep their age under wraps.
By 50, women were over the hill, long past their sell-by date.
These days, 50 is the start of a new lease of life. I’ll be celebrating my 56th birthday this week and I can still zig-a-zig-ah with the best of them.
No, we 50-somethings won’t stop right now, thank you very much.
We’ve only just got started.
TIME TO LEARN LESSON
CHILDREN in England will score worse GCSE exam results for years to come, a new report claims, thanks to the long legacy of school closures during Covid.
The toll of lockdown measures on our children should come as no surprise to anyone.
Many experts warned back in March 2020 that closing schools would be a disaster for children’s education as well as their physical and mental health. But they were ignored.
We closed schools for longer than almost any other European nation. And it didn’t save a single life. Children under 16 in Sweden didn’t miss a day of lessons during the pandemic yet Sweden has had far fewer Covid deaths than us.
The Covid Inquiry must stop asking who wrote rude WhatsApps about Boris Johnson and start asking the right questions about how much harm lockdowns did – or no lessons will be learned by our politicians either.
DITCH ALL THE INSULTS
ANGELA RAYNER came out fighting when she stood in for Keir Starmer at PMQs this week.
She is known for her plain speaking, after labelling all Tories as “scum”. But this time she called the diminutive Rishi Sunak a “pint-sized loser”, to peals of laughter from Labour benches.
If it’s OK to mock a man for being short, then is it also OK to insult someone for being bald, or fat or, in the Labour deputy leader’s case, ginger?
Just imagine if a Tory minister called a Labour MP a “baldy loser” or a “fat loser” – our Angie would be up in arms!
It’s high time Angela Rayner grew up and left the playground name-calling behind.
RAIL ON WRONG TRACK
LABOUR have pledged to renationalise Britain’s railways within their first five years in office.
It’s a very popular policy with voters, but I don’t have any faith that train services will improve – or that ticket prices will come down.
With the current system, we have the worst of both worlds: Private companies facing no genuine competition and taking huge profits for poor services, along with huge taxpayer subsidies and government meddling.
Even after nationalisation, it will be the same trains on the same tracks, with the same staff and the same trade unions.
I don’t care who runs the railways. I just want the trains to run on time and to not have to remortgage my home to pay for a ticket.